So, 2 1/2 tons of Pot (wow, that's so, so dangerous) was found in a abandoned Afghanistan school (must have been shitty weed). I'm sorry. I know it is a serious thing, the counter-insurgency campaign in that godforsaken country, but why is it headline news that some pot, that serves as black-market currency (that's why the world should legalize all drugs, first and foremost)? I know, because American sensibility is so fucking skewed that a small mountain of pot (2 1/2 tons is a shitload, granted) ranks above the hideous theft of the treasury, the possible impending collapse of the auto industry (without which, we'd have lost WWII), and Obama tapping a homophobic bigot to give the invocation at his inauguration.
"I’ll have the lot."
"A wise choice, monsieur! And now, ’ow would you like it served? All, uh, mixed up togezher in a bucket?"